Good News and Bad News: I have already sold out of several types of soaps. But the good news is there are more on the drying rack--some of your favorites, as well as some new ones. So, have no fear, most of them will be ready by next market.
Pun: Remember, soap makes a good shower gift.
And just a little ditty to sing in the shower:
Ohhhhh, I wish I was a little bar of soap.
ohhhhh, I wish I was a little bar of soap.
I'd go slippy, sloppy, slimey,
Over everybody's hiney.
Ohhhhh, I wish I was a little bar of soap.